Pasal... Kepochi Kelebet Barang Orang

Salam...

Jumaat lepas, me buat 9 bekas eskrem kek, baki kek ngan eskrem befday ZwanZwan lepas. Me bawa pi opis nak bagi kat mereka yang selalu tolong jawab email Student Care dgn efisyennya. 'yg tak efisyen bleh serambus!!! korang tak buat kerja korang, aku plak yg kena bamput! to'ek la!

Tup-tup, letak situ tak sampai sejam, adalah sotong sekor ni datang kat me...

"Ko jual eskrem ke Nil?"
"Manade..."
"Tu dalam peti ais"
"Heran. macam mana ko bleh buka freezer atas tu? Ko cari apa atas tu? bukan ada apa dalam freezer tu. ais ketul pun tadak!"
"tader, aku cari vitagen..."
"org simpan vitagen dlm freezer ke?"
"tader la.... eh! ko jual ke eskrem tu?"
"tak! aku nak bagi bebudak yang tolong aku jawap student care. naper?"
"tader sajer jer..."
"ko nak ke? kalau ko nak, ambik la satu..."
"eh, takpe la..." sambil sengeh-sengeh dan mem-serambuskan dirinya pergi...

Kepochinya!
nasib baik me letak stick on note with my name, kalau tidak... lesap!

jgn tak tau, walaupun sini ramai yang hafal Quran semua, tapi orang yang ambil makanan orang tak minta kebenaran, in short MENCURI dan MAKAN MAKANAN yang jatuh hukum HARAM, banyak wooo!

Update: result tugasan OUM dah kluar. So far, soooo very very good! Kena pulun lah utk final. Tanak turun pointer mcm aritu lagi... maintain... maintain...

Pasal... Tag | Mummy Nisa - Gambar 6 - 6

Salam,

Rules

1. Go to your photos folder in your computer.
2. Go to the 6th folder of photos.
3. Go to the 6th picture in that folder.
4. Put the picture on your blog and description of it.
5. Invite six friends to join the challenge.
6. Link them in your blog and let them know they have been challenged.

Ni gambar keenam dari folder keenam dalam desktop yang ZwanZwan beli utk me. supaya me senang buat tugasan... tak kacau laptop dia dah :P
Ni dari Majalah Ujang 3-4 keluaran lepas. ZwanZwan scaned page ni utk pass ke memember opis dia, TERMASUK Mr Jamal, bos dia... hehehehe

Anda dialu-alukan utk copy paste and save gambar ini utk kegunaan anda dimasa depan :P

Me nak tag ZwanZwan, Fauzie jer...

Pasal... Utang, Utang, Gagal

Salam...

Saya masih utang repot kenduri kawin kekure dan kamal...
Saya masih utang tag gambar ke6 dari folder ke6 mummy Nisa...
Saya gagal dalam usaha buat baby Pulau Kapas...

Pasal... Majlis Perpisahan Untuk ME?!

Salam,

Macam nak luruh jantung masa SOT teopn tanya, "KO nak berhenti kerja ke Nil?"
I was like, "Ha... kenapa..?" dgn nada malas...
"Tu kat email. Ahkak ko hantar".
"What? HAH!"

Silalah lihat dibawah... Lawak!
Tapi panik la jugak.
Ingatkan me kena buang kerja without my knowledge...
Turned out Yzma TER-drag and drop my name kat subject punya kolem.

Hm... What do you think?

Pasal... Qalasss...

Salam...

Maka... selesailah sambutan befday ke 30 ZwanZwan dgn acara makan-makan smlm. Menu biasa-biasa jer... mula dgn bruschetta ala pizza, laksa penang, eskrem, buah, air anggur dan american chocolate cake bentuk beruang.

Jemputnya ramai, tapi adalah beberapa org poyosss so byk makanan lebih. Maka kami bertindak menapau laksa dan kek utk para tetamu. Pewot kenyang, balik berbekal lagi...

Anyway... Hadiah utk ZwanZwan tahun ni tak segempak last year, just kemeja kerja warna hitam. then ingat nak belikan seluar slack, tapi budget lari, so belikan seluar katok/boxer jer. Cukuplah sepasang, kan? hahhahaha...

Harap ZwanZwan hepi dgn xtvt dan hadiah-hadiah yg telah berlansung dan diterima... Trip ke Kapas, makan-makan, then makan-makan lagi, sandal, makan-makan lagi lagi, another makan-makan lagi...

Qalasss...

*gambar nnt saya upkan.

Hepi 30th Befday ZwanZwan

Salam,

Semoga tahun-tahun mendatang menbawa zillion-kezillion kebaikan, rezeki, kesihatan, tuah dan... baby dan baby... (2 cukup kan?)

Pasal... XTVT Giler Ujung Minggu

Salam,

Semalam, lepas sarapan kat Pasar Tani Mega Shah Alam... kami menonong ke PD. Shopping bebaju murah giler, makan nasi campur sedap, lepak tepi pantai, romantic stroll along the hot burning beach :P, makan bihun sup, cucur udang, popia goreng... then singgah Bayu Beach Resort jumpa Mama. Teman befday boy mandi laut, mandi kolam... ambik gambo senja... then balik.

Hahahhaha...

Pasal... Pregnant dan Cabut Gigi

Salam,

Maybe ada yg tatau. Maybe ramai yg blessed tak kena dugaan ni. Tapi ada yg kena, mcm me... So meh kita tgk, apa kata mereka yg dah pernah kena...

Wisdom teeth extraction while pregnant?

March 2003

I am scheduled for wisdom tooth removal in early April. The wisdom tooth-ache problem came up suddenly, right in the middle of our attempts to conceive! Now, I may already be pregnant, or may become pregnant by April (if we do not stop trying). The doc says that if I am pregnant at the time of the surgery, he will only give me local anesthesia, so I will be awake. If I am not pregnant, I can be ''asleep'' for the procedure (the best case scenario for me personally). Has anyone ever had their wisdom teeth removed while pregnant? How did you cope? Is it better to postpone conceiving (If we haven't yet) till after the surgery? Any advice or suggestions welcome. Thank you, Pregnant (maybe) and in pain

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Call around and find someone good who can extract your wisdom tooth ASAP and not make you wait until April, or pressure (beg or bug) your current dentist about this. Several reasons to have it done while non-pregnant, in addition to the anesthesia reason you identified: 1) you'll be in pain after the surgery, and it would be nice to be able to take some heavy duty painkillers w/o worry about harming a fetus; 2) you may feel prety crummy during the initial stage of pregnancy, so why do something else that will only add to your discomfort? My first trimester was awful, and if anyone had suggested I get a tooth extracted, I would have probably shot myself. 3) if anything happens - and miscarriages early on are SO common - you'll be wondering if the procedure had anything to do with it. Fran

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Hi, I had a similar situation, we were trying to get pregnant but i had to get my teeth out. My advice is GET THEM OUT FIRST! if you're not preg this month, make an appt asap and get them out then get back to trying. You could always get the appt first and cancel if it turns out you are pregnant since it is hard to get appts sometimes... You could get an infection or something (if you delay) while you are pregnant which would necessitate anti-biotics and getting them out thru more painful local drugs which is not fun! And if you are planning on breastfeeding that could delay your surgery further! I have had a lot of problems w/ my teeth, and infections from the wisdom teeth are an awful pain you don't want while you are pregnant! You want to be as healthy as possible while you are pregnant and that includes your teeth! good luck! stacy

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Two notes: first, why not have the surgery *now* when you know you're not pregnant? That way, you don't have to even contemplate the surgery-while-pregnant scenario. Perhaps your oral surgeon could put you on the cancellation list or you could seek out another surgeon. Second, I had my wisdom teeth removed while mostly awake (a little demerol, a little nitrous, but kept hearing him say, ''A little wider, Jennifer'') and with local anesthetic. Unpleasant but bearable. I'm not sure if if your hesitation is related to a phobia about dentistry or just a presumption that wisdom tooth surgery is always done while asleep. Good luck with your decision. Jennie

http://parents.berkeley.edu/advice/pregnancy/dentist.html

Pasal... Mengeletar, Menggigil Ketakutan

Salam,

Tak ingat bila last rasa takut sampai mengigil camtu. I laughed just to try to hide my scareness. I had to asked ZwanZwan to teman me in the room. He and the people waiting outside of the room can even see me menggigil.

Mula-mula masak, gelak-gelak. Tapi takut. Then doktor enjek 4 kali. Auw!!! Dia suruh berkumur... Huwaaa... darah! Lepas tu yg mula menggigil tu. Teringat masa cabut gigi umur 5-6 tahun gitu.

Pengalaman HORROR ok! At least 4 orang kena hold me down. I will screamed, mengelupur, tutup mulut tanak bagi THAT MAN menceroboh! Balik dari that horroble visit, Tok Baseah akan bising kat Mama, sbb my face sure bercalar kena jarum ke, kuku ke, apa ke... "Biaq la kalau dia tamau. Nanti dia nak luruh, dia luruh sendiri la...", Tok Baseah cakap kat Mama. But now, mana ada Tok Baseah sini. Dah besaq panjang, dah mak budak, takan nak ngadu kat nenek la, ye dok?

Dah dekat 4-5 hari perasan gigi graham bongsu ni tumbuh. Last time masa ngandung tak jadi si Pretty Zinta tu... siap bernanah ok? Wek! Now tanak jadi macam tu, so better get rid of it sebelum jadi lebih sakit OR sebelum me ngandung... [dah checked pagi tadi, single line lagi :(]

So lepas dibius, doktor suruh kluar dulu. Tepon ZwanZwan. ZwanZwan sampai jer, doktor suruh masuk... bermulalah xtvt menarik, menggoyang, menyumbing, meng-drill, mengetuk, menyentap my wisdom tooth yang separuh dah tumbuh, separuh lagi tersembunyi sebalik isi/kulit gusi.
Tak kisah sgt sebenarnya tapi gigi tumbuh jenis ni, kalau tak gosok gigi betul-betul, sure akan ada makanan yg singgah. Silap hari bulan jadi mcm aritu la... Demmm! Tak pasti berapa lama, tapi me tawakal jer... last... berjaya dicabut... besar giler gigi tu. hehehhe...

So now, muka bengkak, half of my mouth still numb. Bleeding masih tak stop. nak telan my own saliva pun rasa loya. makan? aiya... nasib baik dah telan something pagi tadi.. kalau tidak.. but look on the other side, bleh diet, yo dok?

Majlis memakan mlm esok kena kensel. ZwanZwan demam, me masih separuh sedar. Sorry ye kengkawan... Tapi nantikan any update ok *wink *wink

Pasal... Bagi Salam

Salam,

Artikel ni saya dapat dari email yang member opis fwdkan. sangatlah berguna.
Mmg dari dulu me angin betul dgn orang yg kalau berSMS or IM tu... dok taip.. A'kum A'kum...
Then kalau me reply salam dia with Salam jer, dia kata me berdosa tak jawab salam. Apa bodohnya tu...?

SEKADAR PERINGATAN UNTUK SEMUA UMAT ISLAM.....

Ilmu utk dikongsi bersama :

Pagi semlm dengar radio ikim (91.50 fm), ustaz Zawawi citer tentang sunnah Rasulallah s.a.w.
Antaranya tentang bab memberi salam.
Baginda memberi salam dgn lafaz "assalamualaikum" dan menjawab salam dari para sahabat dgn salam yg penuh "waalaikumussalam warahmatulallahhi wabarakatuh"

Beri salam - assalamualaikum"
Jawab salam - "waalaikumussalam warahmatulallah hi wabarakatuh"

Apabila kira berkirim salam pada org lain, hendaklah kita berkata "Kirim salam assalamualaikum pada ZIZAH ye" contoh lerr...
Bukannya : "Kirim salam kat ZIZAH ye"

Dan bukannya " Kirim salam maut" statement ini adalah berdosa, walaupun sekadar gurauan!

Semoga ada manfaat.

"Akum = Avde Kokhavim U Mazzalot"
Maksud singkatan " A'kum"

Untuk renungan bersama :

Janganlah kita menggantikan perkataan "Assalamualaikum" dengan "A'kum" dalam sms atau apa sekalipu melalui tulisan. Jika perkataan Assalamualaikum itu panjang, maka hendaklah kita ganti dengan perkataan "As Salam" iaitu sama makna dengan Assalamualaikum. Sesama lah kita memberitahu member-member yang selalu sangat guna shortform A'kum dalam sms ataupun email. Perkataan 'AKUM' adalah gelaran untuk orang-orang Yahudi untuk orang-orang bukan yahudi yang bermaksud 'BINATANG' dalam Bahasa Ibrani.

Ia singkatan daripada perkataan 'Avde Kokhavim U Mazzalot' yang bermaksud 'HAMBA-HAMBA BINATANG DAN ORANG-ORANG SESAT'. Mulai sekarang jika ada orang hantar shortform "A'kum", kita ingatkan dia guna "As Salam" kerana salam ialah dari perkataan Assalamualaikum.

Semoga ada manfaatnya.

JIKA ANDA TIDAK KEBERATAN, FORWARD LAH CERITA KEPADA TEMAN TEMAN MU,
KERANA SESUNGGUHNYA ILMU YANG BERMANFAAT ITU, AKAN ABADI JIKA DIAMALKAN.

Pasal... Pulau Kapas (Bah IV)

Salam...

Bahagian Akhir kekami di Pulau Kapas...

Please ignore my sexiness...

Gamat gold & Melepaskan gamat ke laut lepas puas ambil gambonya


Airnya tenang dan jernih & Lepas beberapa tahun cuba, akhirnya ku berjaya terapung


Posing sebelum pi makan BBQ & Diruang lepak


Joe N Allia & Shah N Fiza


Allia dan insect repellent-nya & Menu di KTV


Our host tonight, Sylvia & Muka kenyang


Monopoly in Dutch Language & End up main kad jer


Kantoi! Mak Bulan makan apa tu?! & Kek Coklat, Oren dan Ceri


Last day... ambik video persekiratan & Me promo Motorola?


Kasut kami & Lepak sementara tunggu waktu nak balik


Me N ZwanZwan & Fiza menyuapkan bunga kepada Shah


Joe cuba panjat rumah api & Kami berjalan ke jeti


Tunggu boat & Pose di pinggir jeti


Shadow boat jatuh atas pasir & Boat kami sampai


View di Kiri jeti & View di Kanan jeti


Boat stop ambil penumpang kat Kapas Beach Chalet & Me dah berani berdiri dlm boat bergerak :p


Pulau Gemia ambil penumpang lagi & Boat kecil kena hantar sbb air surut, takut rosak coral


Family mat salleh (Bapa, Mak n anak kecil) berkayak & Muka puas bercuti


Lagi muka-muka puas bercuti di Pulau Kapas


Dah masuk muara sungai & Bubai Jeti Marang

Thank You Sylvia & Peter
We will definitely be back...

Tips: Silalah pakai kasut croc or asadi atau yg sejenisnya bila mandi laut so tak sakit bila terpijak corak atau landak laut. Atau tak lah geli sgt bila terpijak gamat.

Pasal... Repot Tertunggak & Pulau Pangkor Plak!

Salam,

Saya ada 2 repot tertunggak WEDDING. Wedding Kamal dan Elis dan KEkure Rudy dan Anis.
Repot Pulau Kapas pun tak abih lagi... rasanya ada lagi 2 bahagian...


So... XTVT berjalan seretusnya... PULAU PANGKOR.
Lama tak pi sana. Last masa family day CfBT dulu la. a month before conceived Ewan. :P
time tu pi sana just pergi shopping jer...

Pilihan 1
Tarikh: 1-3 May 2009
Venue: Teluk Dalam Resort
Accomodation Type : 2 X Bungalow atas bukit with 2 rooms (Queen & Double bed)
Price/Night : Can get around RM320 (normal peak season price RM500)
Price/Pax : RM155
XTVT : snorkeling, round the island trip by land, round the island trip by sea, BBQ, mandi laut sampai hitam berkilat

Pilihan 2
Tarikh: 1-3 May 2009
Venue: Havana Beach Resort
Accomodation Type : Family Room 4 org (bleh isi 6 org) & Standard Room 2 org (bleh isi 3 org)
Price/Night : RM294 & RM189
Price/Pax : RM147 (if 4 org/room), RM98 (if 6 org/room) & RM189 (if 2 org/room), RM129 (if 3 org/room)
XTVT : snorkeling, round the island trip by land, round the island trip by sea, BBQ, mandi laut sampai hitam berkilat

SO... any takers?
Sila konteki saya utk maklumat lanjut.

Pasal... Pulau Kapas (Bah III)

Salam,

Bahagian tiga...

Hari kedua kami di Pulau Kapas...
Round Island Trip & Singgah sebentar di Gem Island/Pulau Gemia

Hujung Pulau Gemia yg mengadap Laut China Selatan & Belakang Pulau Gemia


Gem Island Resort in View & Me berlatarbelakangkan Pulau Gemia


ZwanZwan n Me & Tu bukan posing tapi tak stabil berdiri sbb bot begerak


Depan gerbang Gem Island Resort & Para penyu dalam kolam kat Pulau Gemia


Mak Bulan mengganggu ketenteraman penyu & View bebilik Gem Island Resort


Mak Bulan! & Kami minus ZwanZwan kat kolam penyu


ZwanZwan n Me! & ZwanZwan n Penyu


Joe n Allia & Shah n Fiza


Our Shadow! & Abg boat menunggu kami dijeti


See how clear the water is... & Me around the clear green sea water


Bubai Gem Island & Jejambat/titi runtuh dihempas ombak masa musim tengkujuh


Deretan chalet - Makcik gemuk, Qimi dll... & Kedai Makan Pak Ya. Sedap! Murah!


Jeti Utama Pulau Kapas & Rumah api di tanjung yg memisahkan KTV dgn resort yg lain


Ramai org dari the other side mai kayak n snorkeling kat teluk KTV & Dah sampai KTV


Semua turun boat... & Bubai Abg Boat

... akan bersambung ...

* TRAVELLER TIPS:
just bgtau Peter or Sylvia korang nak trip tu, dia akan teponkan. Depa tak ambil komisyen pun. Duit semua bayar kat Abg Boat tu trus.