Pasal... Fav Drink! (modified)

Salam,

Dalam bebanyak minuman, me suka sangat-sangat kat Pina Colada! Virgin of course!

First dengar masa kerja kat ECP, tahun 2000 dulu.
First minum masa kat PD, 2003. Sedap giler!
Then last minum masa kat Souled Out, 2006.

Now teringin balik. Godek-godek google, jumpa la resepinya.
Senang jer nak buat... cis cis cis. Nyesal tak belek awal dulu!

Pina Colada

Bahan-bahannya:
3 keping nenas dalam tin in heavy syrup (me guna cap ayam)
2 sudu besar santan kelapa pekat dalam kotak
1/2 cawan ais ketul yang dah dihancurkan

Cara-caranya:
Blend semua bahan diatas bersama 4 sudu heavy syrup nenas tu
Hidangkan dalam gelas yang cantik.
Bleh letak payung/hirisan nenas dan ceri kat bibir gelas.
Sedia diminum

* santan boleh digantikan dengan susu condensed.
*menghasilkan 1 cawan pina colada
*tambah gula if anda suka manis
* piccy from http://www.istockphoto.com/index.php

Pasal... Chup Dulu!

Salam...

Muhammad Ariq vs. Ethan Ariq

Nurul Arissa vs. Emma Arissa

Mana lagi best?

Ikutnya nak kekalkan initial EA-EA anak-anak kami.
Macam Abang depa, Ewan Ariff kan?
Dengan 9 character tiap seorang.

Just lebih baik letak nama Nabi depan tu, dan Cahaya...
ZwanZwan pun suka macam tu. Cuma bab letak nama ni, dia lebih mengikut dan tak banyak cakap since yg mabuk, muntah, pening, edema, labour pain, berjahit, berpantang tu me tanggung.
Lagipun he should be happy, nama dia sah-sah akan appear lepas nama bebudak tu everytime, kan ZwanZwan, kan, kan?

Tapi, kot lah... depa berkawan dengan orEng-orEng putEh, kang pelat dan rosak nama depa kena panggil.
Nama me Nurul pun depa sebut... Nuu-Ral, apa kes?

Why me letak nama ni?
Sbb so far ramai la plak yg pregnant.
Better booked sesiap takut ada yg tersama... heheheh

But, who am I la nak halang orang kan?
Macam kes my cousin... Abang Seri... Nama anak dia lebih kurang jer nama Ewan...

Sazwan Arif vs. Ewan Ariff

(perhatikan huruf yang me boldkan)

No no no!
Belum ada isi lagi.
Sabar... Me kata 'Tahun Depan', that's mean tahun depan. Bukan end of this year, bukan sekarang... ada paham? :P

Takut... kalau-kalau kehilangan lagi. Cukup 2 saja lah tahun ni.
Badan me bleh terima, hati me bleh terima, tapi minda me dah cukup kena torture... OK?

Me pasang lagu ni smlm dalam keter... tetiba sampai part bawah ni, aisay, meleleh plak air mata windu kat Ewan...

N'sync - GONE

I've been sitting here
Can't get you off my mind
I've tried my best to be a man and be strong
I Drove myself insane
Wishing I could touch your face
But the truth remains

You're gone..
You're gone..
You're gone
You're gone...you're gone.. you're....
Gone

Ohhh...

Oh what'll I do
If I can't be with you
Tell me where will I turn to
Baby where will I be
Now that we are apart
Am I still in your heart?
Baby why don't you see?
That I need you here with me
Oohhh...

Pasal... Hari Minggu

Salam,

Jumaat pergi rumah MIL. dia nak bertolak ke Kelantan.
Then pi pasar malam. teringin nak makan ayam percik ni, tapi tader rezeki... beli corn in cup jer...
Malam tu pi 222 lepak ngan bebudak terato. Imran, Bob, Fariza, Sarip dan Mael dgn cerita terkejutnya.
Lepas tu pi A&W layan eskrem.

Sabtu..
pi pejabat lawyer untuk ambik surat tukar nama rumah kami tu.
then ingat nak makan hometown yong tau foo tapi kami sampai awal setengah jam.
so melencong ke kedai lontong klang. ngap lontong dan nasi lemak.
lepas tu kena tinggal sensorang sbb ZwanZwan pi ambik gambo org kawin.
tido sejam then bangun layan tropico sampai maghrib. hahahahaah...
dinner lauk yg MIL tapaukan malam sebelum tu. masak lemak daging dan masak lemak jantung!

Ahad..
ZwanZwan bangun awal buatkan pancake. then me minta dia beli barang nak masak nasi lemak.
then dia pi bukit belacan lagi sambung ambik gambo. me lepak rumah tgk ANTM cycle 11 sambil-sambil masak sambal tumis sotong dan nasi lemak...
dah petang ngantuk, tido lagi... then dengar ZwanZwan balik. mengelupur me goreng telur ngan celup kangkung. reheat nasi then makan! Fuh, cubaan ke2 me berhasil. sambal sotong kali ni menjadi! alhamdulillah...

hm... tu jer la xtvt hari minggu me. bosan kan? next week hari jumaat malam sabtu boling ngan bebudak opis. balik kena rush masak chili utk makan ngan hot dog time hari keluarga opis ZwanZwan... sempat ke? hehehehe...

Woooops! jumaat ni juga ada final exam! Ya Allah aku tak buka buku pun lagi.... demmmm!

Pasal... Kena Tag | Del

Salam,

Rules & Regulations :

1. Each player of this game starts off with 10 weird things/habits/little known facts about yourself.
2. People who get tagged need to write a blog of their own 10 weird things/habits/little known facts as well as state this rule clearly.
3. At the end, you need to choose 10 people to be tagged and list their names.
4. No tags back!

So, here it is...
1. muka me nampak mcm me sombong, tapi me sebenarnya peramah, over peramah.
2. tak pandai masak tapi reti masak. kalau ada bahan, ada cara masak, me bleh masak.
3. kalau minum air berkarbonat, sure kena tambah air kosong.
4. pantang jumpa sales cadar (yg up to 75% ++ diskaun jer), sure nak beli.
5. malas nak reapply lipstick, so muka me sure nampak pucat jer...
6. selalu berkira-kira utk beli barang sendiri tapi utk yg tersayang, all out!
7. niat dihati tanak makan gaji, nak buka nursery or kebun nenas sebenarnya ni
8. my favorite body parts... my eyes & my bum! (JLo bum ni!)
9. suka pakai inai. dulu bila inai dikuku dah ujung-ujung sure me pakai yg baru. Now dah mula balik. pakai siap letak kat kuku kaki dan letak bulan kat telapak tangan
10. suka kicap! kalau makan nasi ngan telur masak kicap, sure tambah lagi kicap!

Pasal... Malas!

Salam,

Takder mood betul hari ni. Ngantuk dan malas melanda.
Tader mood nak dok meja depan ni hari-hari.
Tader mood nak layan pak arab yg tak semenggah ni.
Tader selera nak cakap dgn superior yg perasan, busuk, kejam dan segala yg negatif.

Huh, hal yg satu ni bisa buat me mengamuk!
Pangkat nak, kerja dia campak ke me.
Aku nak tukar, nak tukar, nak tukar!!!

Oh God, please lepaskan aku. tak larat dah ni...

Penat juga balik kerja tempuh jem sampai sejam.
Then terkoncoh-koncoh masak. Penat la!

Me suka kerja sini tapi ada 1 batu besar yg suck out all the fun!
Can i just smash the rock out? Guess cannot!

Ai... Esok nak pi Klang uruskan rumah me tu.
Then samade mengekor ZwanZwan pi ambik gambo or melepek jer kat rumah.
Lusa tatau nak buat apa. gaji tak masuk ni, kena limitkan xtvt.

pic from: http://www.clipartof.com/details/clipart/19601.html

Pasal... PERINGATAN!!!

Salam,

Note to self...

KEEP YOUR BIG MOUTH SHUT!!!

Pasal... Pam Pam Pam

Salam,

My first breast pump adalah brand pureen. Malangnya tak pemes langsung sampai tak ada gambar me jumpa bila digoogle...
Hasil perahan hampeh! banyak lagi kalau me perah sendiri...
Harga dia dalam RM40 gitu. ZwanZwan belikan masa Ewan 3 hari...

My second breast pump plak, also brand pureen. Perlukan skill untuk kendalikan pam ni sbb lambat tekan release button alamat nipple crack la! Pam ni byk berjasa. Masa Ewan dalam Nursery sbb kuning... pam ni lah yg dok me guna...
Hasil perahan bagus. Bergantung pada mood me dan apa yg me makan la.
Harga Rm79.90 gitu, ZwanZwan beli kat Jaya Jusco Melaka masa Ewan 4 hari.
Hahahahaha....


My third and last pam...
Oh, it cost more then almost half of my salary back then.
Me pulled advance dari opis, 3 bulan me kena bayar balik! I love this pam so so much!!! Lepas Ewan pergi, me basuh then lap kering masuk balik dalam kotak. Mmg me jaga elok-elok...
It's Avent Isis IQ Uno. 3 in 1. Bleh pakai manual, elektrik dan bateri.
RM695 harga dia dari dulu me beli masa June 2007 until now. harga terkawal seh!

Beli pam ni masa Ewan 6 bulan. Kami lari dari wad sepital PPUM ke bangsar untuk beli pam ni. Hasil perahan, Oh So Good! Sampai me kena minta ZwanZwan tukar peti sejuk 1 pintu kami ke 2 pintu sbb dah tak cukup ruang nak letak susu.

Sayang me dah delete blog lama me. Sana byk la gambo susu me. Penuh ruang bawah freezer tu dengan susu. Sampai sekarang susu me masih ada dalam freezer tu. Kengkadang kami pergi 'bungalow' Ewan kami 'pulangkan' 3-4 bekas susu tu ke tanah...

Then datang aksesori tambahan Avent... warmer, botol, puting, sip cup.
Next aim... Avent steam steriliser. InsyaAllah...

Pasal... Memasal

Salam,

Project Improving English in Rural School
Closing Ceremony in Istana Seri Menanti, Negeri Sembilan

Me depan meja makan sebelum majlis bermula


Me and my ex-Boss, Ms Pauline (she taught me a lot!)


Me, Ms Rozanne (Accounts manager CfBT), Tuan Haji (orang Istana) and Ms Pauline.


Majlis diserikan dengan persembahan Coral Speaking by pemenang tempat kedua pertandingan Coral Speaking peringkat Negeri Sembilan, Pelajar Sekolah St Aidan dengan tajuk persembahan mereka, 'Morning Blues'.


My Ex-Bos, Chris Bell tengah bagi report pencapaian guru-guru program PIERS


Tengku Naquiyuddin, Pemangku Yang DiPertua Besar Negeri Sembilan menyampaikan sijil kepada guru-guru yang tamat mengikuti program PIERS diperhatikan oleh Chris Bell. Ms Pauline dan Kartika sebagai pembawa sijil-sijil.


Tugas me... sampaikan hadiah kepada Chris Bell untuk diberikan kepada Tunku. Tapi cameraman pening tak snap plak gambo time tu. Demmm...


Bergambar kenang-kenangan sebelum balik...

Itulah antara xtvt yg berlangsung di Istana, selain xtvt makan-makan.
Ini mungkin kali penghabisan me pergi sana. I'm still honoured dijemput utk tolong CfBT dalam big event mcm ni.

Pasal... Genius Mastermind Behine

Salam,

Apa korang rasa, lepas korang buat satu laporan yang ringkas dan padat tapi tepat yang merumuskan keseluruhan projek yang korang buat then bila korang hantar ke atas, orang tu tambah sini skit, tambah sana skit, then hantar ke big bos claim tu dia punya. sedangkan dari awal korang dan collaegue mmg tau dia tak mampu nak buat report cara camtu?

Itulah yang kawan me rasa. kesian dia.

solution?
lepas ni dia dinasihatkan oleh colleague untuk hantar report tu dulu kat orang atas tu, then hantar berasingan ke big bos. so kalau orang atas tu dah alter report or apa saja hasil kerja dia buat then dgn tak malunya mengaku hakcipta dia, bos korang dah dpt korang punya dulu. big bos korang akan tau sapa the genius mastermind behine it!

paham?

Pasal... Plan Nak Pi Jengjalan

Salam,

Disebabkan budget ciput jer bulan ni, tapi hati meronta-ronta nak pi jalan jugak sbb dah abih assignment, me dah aim 2 tempat ni.

1. Bukit Takun
ref URL: http://www.putraclimb.com/2008/11/bukit-takun/
Piccy:


2. Kuala Gandah
ref URL: http://www.journeymalaysia.com/MR_ecenter.htm
Piccy:


semua tempat ni boleh pergi balik hari... :D

Pasal... Dialog Dan Gambar

Salam,

Tgh belek gambar then terPK idea giler ni... Enjoy...

Aan: Sayang, ni apa kes pengantin yang ambik gambar tetamu ni?
MrComot: Lah, I ingat you yang nak ambil.
Aan: La... I ingat you yang nak I ambil.

Me!: Assalammualaikum, Aan... nak minta tolong ambik gamba.....
MrComot: Alamak, macam mana ni Sayang?
Aan: Takpe! You tunggu, let me handle this! Amboi Tatty ni dah lebih....

*jangan marah Aan... gurau-gurau jer...

Pasal... Me! in Tudung

Salam,

Dulu me dok janji-janij kat Zeavia nak letak gambo me pakai tudung. So here it is... Jangan gelak ye.

Ni 'uniform' me di tempat kerja...

Ni me dukung anak Maria.

Nawfal mmg good boy. Ikut hati nak jer bawak lari balik rumah kami,
tapi karang mak dia saman plak.
Kui Kui kui.
Nampak sgt me tembam. Tapi pipi tu pipi original tanpa kolagen, tanpa vit C, tanpa botox, tanpa implant ya'!

And this is me... Muahahahahhaha...

*gegambar ni diambil masa event Buka Puasa Terato.Com yang lepas

Pasal... Setan Dah Merasuk

Salam,

Sepatutnya now bleh susun tugasan jer. Dah bleh summit esok dgn senang hati. tapi entah mana hilang otak hari tu, me bleh tak save kerja yg me buat. Habis report 4 muka dgn gambar-gambar hilang.

Angin tok sah kata la, habis meja komputer ni me hempuk! mmg setan dah merasuk ni! astaga... kesian ZwanZwan melayan isteri dia yang tetiba jadi makluk api bertanduk, berekor warna merah ni. Ai...

But knowing him, dia sure akan sedaya-upaya tolong... cuma sayangnya dokumen yg tak pernah disave, tak akan boleh direcover balik... Note that Nil! Ai... Ai... Ai...

So here I am, meluah perasaan kat sini. Satgi dah sejuk, me sambung la buat semula... Good lord, I need some Baskin to cool me off... Thank god we have 2 pints now :P ... Naik balik la berat camni. Hahhahahahahahaha

Pasal... Kawin Kawin Kawin

Salam,

Ni repot tertunggak!

Kenduri kawin Aan+Elias (Saturday 1st November 2008)

Capa patut kiss capa ni sebenarnya?

Kenduri kawin Chempiang+Tetipah (Sunday 2 November 2008)

Semoga korang hidup bahagia berkeluarga far longer then forever... amin...

Pasal... Kucing-kucing ku

Salam,
Semalam, bawa Storm dan anak-anaknya ke klinik untuk vaksin dan deworm.
Malangnya semua tak boleh sbb...
yg kitten tu sbb kurang minum air.
yang mak tu..... pregnent lagi!
Oh my god!!!
4 ekor ni pun mengelupur me nak jaga, ni nak tambah lagi?
Adeh!
Kesian kat opismate me la. Dia lama tunggu Storm tu.
Tapi lucky sorang lagi opismate me sbb dia mmg nak anak dari Storm ni.

So, nak taknak, bela dulu la si Storm sampai dia beranak, tunggu 2-3 bulan then bagi anak kat opismate yg ni, then Storm ke opismate me yg tu.

Untung minggu ni akan bawa balik 2 kitten tu ke melaka sbb Mama nak.

Me tak kisah part makan, mandikan, sikat bulu semua tu.... me tak tahan part nak kena kutip pooh-pooh depa at least 2 kali sehari. Dah la pasir depa kencing baunya... peh! kalau pengsan, letak pasir tu depan hidung, sure sedar. dah mcm garam hidu tu. hahahaahhaha...
the good part from this is that, we have to clean the bathroom floor and kitchen twice a day! bersih jer tgk.... seronok wo! (not that depa berak-kencing merata)

Still tak bleh upload gambar sbb ZwanZwan masih tak belikan kabel usb utk tepon me.
ZwanZwan masih kursus. Me still tak masak kat rumah. :P

Pasal... Pelaburan Jangka Panjang

Member me Zea send this... menarik ah!

Investment in a woman

It's a great fortune to invest your time in a woman, especially a good woman. If you are an experienced man, you would certainly agree with me.
Women are peculiar species. If you have succeeded in conquering her heart, she will ceaselessly sacrifice for you till the end of your life.

Just think over, you just spend a little of your time to go out for dinner with her, watch a movie or give her a simple gift, or say a few words to touch her heart or you promise her that you will bring happiness till the end of her life, or take time to help her kill some cockroaches in the kitchen, or sometimes spend some efforts helping her to carry some heavy stuff, or to open the car door for her. Continue to do all the above things and care for her well-being for 2 to 3 years to come....

What do you get in return?
You will be amazed to find that you have a woman whom would continue to care for your well-being for the rest of your life. She will wait for you at the door steps with a naïve and sweet smile each time when you meet her (of course, you don't get the sweet smile when you are arguing with her), nevertheless, she would still prepare a warm dinner for you after the heated argument has faded away.

The greatest of all things she has done for her life, is to give birth to your child (of course, the unbearable pain need not be mentioned here). She would continue to care and feed the child that carry your surname for many years to come no matter how naughty your child would be.
On top of that, she also does the thing you that hated the most, i.e. doing housework, washing your clothes, sleep your child and tossing alone in the bedroom waiting for you at night for your return. For some of you, you would rather spend some time drinking with your friends at the bar and telling her that you have important assignments in the office, letting her to wait for your return in the living room till the wee hours of the morning .

When you are down, she will be the first to encourage you. When you are happy, she would be the first to feel for your happiness before you open your mouth to tell her by looking at your face. When you achieve some good results at work or assignments, she feels the happiness with all her heart and pray to God to protect and bless you with more successes in the future.
Despite all the above, you repay her by asking her to talk less and tell her not to bother your work. You ask her to sleep when she wanted to spend some precious time with you sharing with some simple happenings of the day. Sometimes, you are too proud to take her out when you are out with your friends. Can you feel that the suffering that she has to endure for the next 30 years of her life staying with someone like you?

And for men, for the next 30 years, what do you do to repay her gratitude; you are only capable to continue to do what you know...to work

Please continue to appreciate the woman of your life..
If you noticed that if there any women whom start to show some sacrifices to you, your door to the days of happiness has opened before you ..
Please grab the opportunity to share the happiness with her and help her to be the man of her dreams..
p/s : Remember to share this "Investment" with your girlfriend, wife, hubby or boyfriend.

Pasal... Weekend Yang Penat

Salam,

Adeh. Penatnya membawa ke hari ni. Semuanya berasal dari hari persiapan kat opis utk big shot mai melawat. Then tak cukup tido, tak cukup rehat. Then kelas. Then pi kenduri-kenduri-kenduri. Then buat tugasan sampai lewat pagi. Then esoknya kelas lagi, then kenduri... then naik lepak kat awana... then singgah makan nasi lemak mali. then balik rumah...
ingat tanak mandi tapi pk mandi sekali jer, trus kensel.

Nasib baik la ZwanZwan rajin tolong kemaskan rumah, sidai baju... Auw... Eh! "Now, what is that you want ZwanZwan... hm..." (sambil memandang ke muka ZwanZwan dgn pandangan penuh suspicious)

Ai, I need to pergi bercuti somewhere. Niat dihati nak pergi Bagan Lalang. Buat BBQ kat sana... ada ke yg nak join? Tapi ada kelas plak Ahad tu......... Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Apa korang rasa kalau suami korang kata mcm ni...
"awak belajar la masak biawak salai. isteri Joe Bloke tu pandai masak biawak salai".

seriusly, for me, me rasa 'offended'. Hai... selama ni me dok masak memacam, tak cukup lagi ke? i mean... nak masak 'biawak salai' tu sonang jo... lagi senang kalau ZwanZwan, minta Joe Bloke tu bgtau isteri dia, masakkan 'biawak salai' tu utk awak ye. awak bayar la upah nnt.

Why? sbb isteri awak ni nak merajuk. tanak masak untuk seminggu. kalau masak pun me makan sorang je... oke dokey?